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queer-muslim-culture-is
queer-muslim-culture-is

heyo ! im the new mod here and you can call me amber or anbar/3anbar/عنبر (however youd like to spell it :p). ill have a new pinned post with a proper intro soon but in the meantime, please start sending in some asks ! additionally :

what would you like to see from this blog going forward ?

ONLY queer muslim culture asks

the regular asks + other relevant content like art, memes, and resources

if you have ideas for other content youd like to see feel free to reply or send in an ask as well :]

hi im doing this now i think i have queer muslim moots right ? moots in law at least ? finally gonna be back on my main And this new blog too sometime in the next couple days i have missed tumblr
aholotte
the-amber-droid-dreams

so apparently the detailed mspec lesbian carrd i really loved disappeared and has been replaced by an *anti* mspec lesbian carrd. no clue when so i mightve had the wrong thing linked for a while 🙃

anyone got any good / detailed carrds, posts, or resource pages abt mspec lesbians ? im trying to find a good replacement, tho tbqh i might just make my own carrd at this rate

pupdisorder

this is really odd. i loved the old carrd as well, but it appears this one is trying.. to bait exclus into reading it or sending it to people? im not entirely sure what's going on here.

aholotte

the old version can still be accessed on the wayback machine (x)

Some resources I recommend are the Big Bi Lesbian/Gay Masterdoc, which has detailed explanations and loads of historical sources

There’s also the Inclusive Lesbian Label History carrd , which covers not just mspec lesbians but non-binary, straight, he/him lesbians and lesbian men

the-amber-droid-dreams

thank you so much !! will read them all properly later, but from a quick skim these both seem great :D

hmm maybe instead of linking just the one thing ill make a post w a list of a couple of my favs also that last one <3 i am pretty much every flavor of ''contradictory'' lesbian so i appreciate it
the-amber-droid-dreams
the-amber-droid-dreams

so apparently the detailed mspec lesbian carrd i really loved disappeared and has been replaced by an *anti* mspec lesbian carrd. no clue when so i mightve had the wrong thing linked for a while 🙃

anyone got any good / detailed carrds, posts, or resource pages abt mspec lesbians ? im trying to find a good replacement, tho tbqh i might just make my own carrd at this rate

the-amber-droid-dreams

wait no its,,, not ? anti mspec lesbian ? but its worded in such a weird way that it comes off that it is until you read half of it

which . is still not great

i miss the old carrd :// amber actually saying stuff

so apparently the detailed mspec lesbian carrd i really loved disappeared and has been replaced by an *anti* mspec lesbian carrd. no clue when so i mightve had the wrong thing linked for a while 🙃

anyone got any good / detailed carrds, posts, or resource pages abt mspec lesbians ? im trying to find a good replacement, tho tbqh i might just make my own carrd at this rate

mspec lesbian i am . annoyed amber actually saying stuff also ! my tumblr death is almost over moots rejoice ill be back to spam ur dash very very soon now with one (1) extra gf and a new blog im modding !
the-amber-droid-dreams
the-amber-droid-dreams

my friend who i sorta have feelings for said she has a crush but she wont say who it is and usually shes all about talking abt it and that + she used to have a crush on me several months back + some other details are making think she might maybe Potentially be talking abt me and im !!!!

the-amber-droid-dreams

returning from tumblr death to once again yell about this

i am getting ballsier with my joke flirting and so are they and i

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the-amber-droid-dreams

hey

hey guess what just happened

hey gue-

(something very lgbt) amber actually saying stuff undescribed
the-amber-droid-dreams
the-amber-droid-dreams

my friend who i sorta have feelings for said she has a crush but she wont say who it is and usually shes all about talking abt it and that + she used to have a crush on me several months back + some other details are making think she might maybe Potentially be talking abt me and im !!!!

the-amber-droid-dreams

returning from tumblr death to once again yell about this

i am getting ballsier with my joke flirting and so are they and i

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SUCCESSFULLY MADE HER BLUSH FUCK YES GDUDDUDUSJDJDJDH holy shit god ahhhhhhghgghgg amber actually saying stuff undescribed

my friend who i sorta have feelings for said she has a crush but she wont say who it is and usually shes all about talking abt it and that + she used to have a crush on me several months back + some other details are making think she might maybe Potentially be talking abt me and im !!!!

aaaaaaaaa god i hope if it *is* me again that i actually realize and so smthg abt it in time bc last time i did Not notice now if youll excuse me im disappearing from tumblr again for another indeterminate length of time this is my one pride month post enjoy the lesbians being lesbians amber actually saying stuff

first-sight-and-second-thoughts asked:

are you alright did my mechanisms infodumping ask kill you

gjsks music so good it murdered me on the spot

lifes a bit of a bitch rn so im very much in a “i do not wish to be perceived” mood which is why my tumblr has been barren for the past 2 weeks ish (?). ask is still in my inbox and i will be back with Thoughts hopefully soon :D

in the meantime im going back to being a ghost, but ty for this ask it genuinely made me smile !!

ask
aawwrryy
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SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON

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[id: a banner with a huge image of the :-) (smiley face with nose) emoticon captioned “smiley / first emoted here / 19 september 1982 / computer science department / www.cs.cmu.edu/smiley / carnegie mellon.” end id]

happy birthday :-) face

blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060

it’s that time of the year again everyone say happy 40th birthday :-)

weaver-z

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This is apparently what was contained in the original message that invented the :-) and I'm obsessed with Fahlman's diction here

aawwrryy
lemon-embalmer

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

lemon-embalmer

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

she-who-fights-and-writes

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W H A T

slumpyspaceprincess

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@rogha

thewhisperingescapes

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mirkwoodest

In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.

bellbottom-jeans

Definitely funnier if you make fantasy explanations though,

Champagne is a wizard who sells bubbly alcohol.

It’s called English because of the original Lish people, all languages start with En here.

French fries are not potatoes they’re roots of the french plant.

Goodbye is now short for ‘good be your eye’ wishing you luck seeing the path ahead.

Jesus Christ is a long dead lich who used to cause everyone problems and we haven’t stopped saying her name when things go wrong.

corrach

I adore these Discworld-ass explanations

undescribed
incorrectquoteswwdits
incorrectquoteswwdits

calling it now Nandor in season 5:

Nandor: I feel very odd lately when Laszlo and Guillermo spend time together

Nandor: It fills me with a very angry very sad feeling when they hang out together. Like I want to rip some heads off when they hang out.

Nandor: I do not like it.

Nandor: The lesson I learned from the Djinn is I have to think things through. Therefore

Nandor: I must be in love with Laszlo

if this happens i --- someone or something is gonna explode idfc what we do in the shadows